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Hey government, what if we don't want to pay taxes?
Our federal and state tax is eating us alive. Its getting tighter and tighter. And the research Im doing in my finance courses do NOT add up! Here’s how…
1) Social contract applies to economics: Give a little, get a little. We’re giving "A little" and getting nothing in return. Look at canadian price tags, monster highs, however, their taxes are barely a concern. Our prices are skyrocketing and our taxes are still squeezing us thin.
2) We are NOT getting it back! The FICA system is going bankrupt, when FDR signed it into effect, there was 20 something workers working for each unemployed person… now there’s 2… The baby boomer generation will barely make the cut, but for generation X, our 401 k will go BANKRUPT.
3) Our taxes are put in use for THINGS THAT DO NOT APPLY TO US. For example, I have 8 family members on disablitity, and I am a 16 yr old cleaning shit off toilets at Burger King to pay for college. My paycheck goes in at a strong 2 and comes out 6. My aunt, on disability, has 14 cats. My uncle bought a new truck. My other aunt is living off the government tit to pay for her plastic surgery… Our hard-earned money payed for my relative’s cats.
4) Federal Tax varies, and for us (MD) and other states, it is unreasonably high. My father’s paycheck is wiped clean of 400 dollars… out of 1000, and there’s still tax deductibles due at the end of the year.
Is there any other situation similar to this? Don’t you agree with us? It’d be different if our money was put to good use, but we’re dumping our money into bombers and tanks for a war, while our school is running out of toilet paper and teachers. We’re americans, we stood up to mistreatment last time when it came from the British! If we can do it once, we can do it again!
plastic surgery…?
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don’t know, but it worked for your a$$."